Today, my mother picked Leslie and me up from school so that we could go dress shopping. (I was asked to Red and White, so…. woo… Anyway, Leslie was super excited for me and wanted to be part of these proceedings because she claims she is vicariously living life through me) We saw some potential dresses at DI, but I was too fat for them, so we’re going to the Logan mall on Thursday. Then, we went grocery shopping with my mother and Leslie and I got some soda and Nerds, so we were pretty happy. Then we looked at more dresses on the internet. In the end we decided that dresses looked cool, but look weird on me, and that I’m too weird looking to be a model.